The house rules

Five plain rules for using this site. None of them are tricks.

1. What you read here is product information, written by us to help you choose. Labels on the actual jar or bottle always win.
2. Prices and stock come from the partner store at the time we last checked and can change without notice. The price you pay is the one shown at checkout there.
3. Purchases are contracts between you and the partner store. Delivery, returns and warranty claims run through their order page.
4. Use our products as directed: keep gels and sprays away from children and pets, do not ingest, test sprays on a hidden patch of delicate fabric, and ventilate small spaces.
5. Words, photos and the SMELLS BEGONE name on this site belong to the brand. Quote us kindly; please don't copy whole pages.

We may tidy these rules from time to time. The version on this page is the one in force.